primaveren:

memorycycle:

lets play in the food processor together

literally

(via horsejesus)

gamergoo:

gamergoo:

penis BLAST

I destroy the life you savor

Killing you with perfect laser!

More I blast the more I stronger,

More I fire, beam gets longer.

Give my new attack a try,

Penis blast, you have to die!

(via horsejesus)

segamascot:

wow

(via gimmeblood)

cognitohazardous:

(via hotvampireadjacent)

thedogeveryonehates:

fruitypies:

langernameohnebedeutung:

…do little German boy meme enthusiasts even know that our reblog button looks like this-

ALT

Oh mein gott! Zis hellsite is full of rebloggenposten

what the

(via hotvampireadjacent)

lakevida:

wizardonline:

lakevida:

lakevida:

HOT TIP: if you need enrichment to stave off diseases of the mind but don’t have any puzzles you can just eat a bunch of pistachios and then sort thru the shell pile to find matching halves and superglue them back together

this is awful. try it

hey man quick question. you okay?

that’s none of my business

(via iccaruus)

fleetnaturals:

I call the cops on twinks smoking weed! Bitch you think this is Skins?

(via fullmetalfisting)

apeshit:

sont:

apeshit:

i know every monkey’s name

okay whats his name

[sweats] his name is. Baby Activity

(via hotvampireadjacent)

daglout:

doodle-empress66:

“Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!”

“And I tell you hwat, young man. I don’t think I know hwat a ‘heart of the cards’ is, but I know for certain you’ve got the heart of a Texan.”

amygdalae:

Don’t care + didn’t ask + I’m biting you + I’m biting you + I’m biting you + I’m biting you + I’m biting you + I’m biting you + I’m biting you + I’m biting you + I’m biting you + I’m biting you + I’m biting you + I’m biting you + I’m biting you + I’m biting you

(via bicho1965)